Jesus Forgives Sinners, Not Criminals.

Researchers From Britain's Keele University Have Found That Swearing After An Injury May Help Alleviate Pain. Evidently, The Pain That You Feel Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Middle Names You Give Jesus.

Bill Moyers Is Everything I Never Aspire To Be: Calm, Thoughtful, And Informative.

Think Books Aren't Scary? Well, Think About This: You Can't Spell "book" Without "boo!

Hatemongers Like Media Matters Take Innocent Statements Like Mine, Rush Limbaugh's, John Gibson's, And Bill O'reilly's And Make Them Offensive By Posting Them On The Internet, Allowing The General Public To Hear Words That Were Meant For People Who Already Agree With Us. Hey, Media Matters, You Want To End Offensive Speech? Then Stop Recording It For People Who Would Be Offended.

Why Would We Go To War On Women? They Don't Have Any Oil.