I Shouldn't Have To Ask For Your

Bieber Has 10 Million Fans - Most Are In Middle Schools, Or Standing At Least 500 Feet Away From One.

Having Other Comedians Complimenting My Work Is The Biggest Accolade That I Can Get.

You Might Be The Funniest Guy In The World, But If You Don't Have Anything To Talk About, People Are Eventually Going To Gravitate Towards The Guy That's Actually Saying Something.

Some Sarcasm Is Best Told Simply. Some Humor Is Best Told Big And Some Is Best Told Small.

Everybody Wants To Be Famous, But Nobody Wants To Put The Work In!!