I'm A Very Slow Reader, And Books

I Always Tell People That To Be The Funny Person In A Steve Martin Movie Is Like Getting A Call That Keith Moon Wants You To Play Drums On His Record. He Should Be Playing Drums On His Record.

I'm A Creature Of Habit. I Go To Restaurants All The Time And Stuff.

In One Sentence, I'd Describe Myself As Indescribable. But, I Wouldn't End It With A Period. I'd End It With Three Dots.

Dating Is Just Awkward Moments And One Person Wants More Than The Other. It's Just That Constant Strangeness. I Think It's A Very Real Thing.

Logic Plus Logic Equals The Illogical. Do You Know What I Mean?