I'm A Terrible Musician. While The Band Members Are Great, I'm Tolerated And Affectionately Regarded Because I Do Movies, But If I Had To Make My Living As A Musician I Would Starve. I'm Like A Sunday Tennis Player.

-Woody Allen

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I'm A Terrible Musician. While The Band

Woody Allen

I'm A Terrible Musician. While The Band Members Are Great, I'm Tolerated And Affectionately Regarded Because I Do Movies, But If I Had To Make My Living As A Musician I Would Starve. I'm Like A Sunday Tennis Player.

Topic

Sunday

Player

Tennis

Dying Is One Of The Few Things That Can Be Done As Easily Lying Down.

Funny

Death

Lying