I'm A Sucker For A Free Tuxedo.

You Give Up Your Dream, You Give Up.

I'm Married - I've Caught My Limit.

For Almost 40 Years, He Was The Brightest Star In The Comedy Galaxy... Their Beautiful Light Will Continue To Shine On Us Forever. And The Glow Will Be So Bright, It'll Warm Your Heart, It'll Make Your Eyes Glisten, And It'll Make You Think To Yourselves: Robin Williams, What A Concept.

In High School, I Was The Class Comedian As Opposed To The Class Clown. The Difference Is The Class Clown Is The Guy Who Drops His Pants At The Football Game, The Class Comedian Is The Guy Who Talked Him Into It.

I Was A Film-directing Major At Nyu. I'm Still Not Sure Why I Became A Directing Major, When I Was Really An Actor And A Comedian, But There Was Something That Drew Me To Doing That.