I'm A Sucker For A Free Tuxedo.

I've Always Thought That The Key To A Good Sex Life Is Variety. That's Why God Gave Me Two Hands. Humans Love Sex, We Need Sex, It's How We Connect, It Reminds Us We're Alive, It's The Third Most Basic Human Need, After Food And Good Movie Popcorn.

I'm A Sucker For A Free Tuxedo.

Even When I Was In School Shows, In Elementary School Doing Plays, I'd Always Go Off Book And Start Improvising.

I Quit Drinking. That Was A Big Problem For A Lot Of Years. Then After That, I Just Started Feeling Grateful Again.

Great News! Hosting Oscars Counts Five Hours Toward My Community Service!