My Grandparents Invented Joylessness. They Were Not

Whoo-hoo-hoo, Look Who Knows So Much. It Just So Happens That Your Friend Here Is Only Mostly Dead. There's A Big Difference Between Mostly Dead And All Dead. Mostly Dead Is Slightly Alive. With All Dead, Well, With All Dead There's Usually Only One Thing You Can Do. Go Through His Clothes And Look For Loose Change.

I Was Introducing [director And Producer] Hal Roach - Mr. Roach Was 100 Years Old, He Was One Of The Fathers Of Early Days In Films, He Put Laurel With Hardy, He Created The Our Gang Kids, And All These Silent Movies He Did - He Was A Giant.

From The First Time I Saw Sid Caesar Be Funny I Knew That's What I Had To Do.

I Didn't Rebel As A Child. I Missed That Angry Teenager Thing.

I'm A Baby. I Sleep Like A Baby - I'm Up Every Two Hours. And I Think A Lot. I Worry A Lot. I Have Great Nights Of No Sleep Where Ideas Come.