I'm A Sort Of Nuts-and-bolts Guy. I'm

When I'm In Power, Here's How I'm Gonna Put The Country Back On Its Feet. I'm Going To Put Sterilizing Agents In The Following Products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, And Thick-crust Pizza. Only The 'tardiest Of The 'tards Like The Thick Crust.

My Motto Is "more Mystery, Less History".

There Are Certain Things Women Are Better At Than Men.

If You Are Tuning In Just For The Show, You're Going To Be Sorely Disappointed.

If You Want To Have A Good Life, You Should Focus On Your Family, On Your Business, On Your Dog, On Your Fun, And You'll Have A Good Life.