I'm A Singer Who Moves Like A

It Isn't True That You Live Only Once. You Only Die Once. You Live Lots Of Times If You Know How.

I Think Flip Wilson Is A Brillant Comedian.

I Am Now A Turtle. Virtually Everything I Own Is On My Back And Suffice It To Say I Am One Ton Lighter And Therefore 2,000 Pounds Happier. All Houses Are Gone.

George Burns Was The Father I Never Had

I Wrapped A Towel Around Me And I Opened The Door, And Then I Splish, Splash, I Jumped Back In The Bath. Well, How Was I To Know There Was A Party Going On?