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Nearly Everything I Do Is Part Of A Master Plan To Make Me The Most Important Entertainer In The World.

Everybody, Sooner Or Later, Will Have To Go Under The Knife. Let's Hope They Make Out As Well As I Did.

The Democratic Party Of California Is Ready To Sponsor Me. All I Have To Do Is Find The Right Office To Run For.

Sure My Career Means A Hell Of A Lot, But It Will Never Come Before Sandy And My Son.

I Don't Care If I Never Do Another Tv Show In My Life.