I'm A Singer, A Writer And An

The Only Way I'd Be Caught Without Makeup Is If My Radio Fell In The Bathtub While I Was Taking A Bath And Electrocuted Me And I Was In Between Makeup At Home. I Hope My Husband Would Slap A Little Lipstick On Me Before He Took Me To The Morgue.

Oh, I Can Spot A Phoney A Mile Away.

I Got Kind Of Scared When I Thought They Wanted Me To Do Something... I Didn't Want To Be Naked On The Front Of A Magazine Unless Everybody Would Know It Was A Joke. I Wouldn't Want To Be Naked Even Then.

You Know, I Look Like A Woman But I Think Like A Man. And In This World Of Business, That Has Helped Me A Lot. Because By The Time They Think That I Don't Know What's Goin' On, I Then Got The Money, And Gone.

I Have A Tendency To Be Awfully Big-hearted And It's Very Hard For Me To Say No, Even When I Need To.