I'm A Religious Fanatic? Yes, I Am,

I Would Like To Apologize For Referring To George W. Bush As A 'deserter.' What I Meant To Say Is That George W. Bush Is A Deserter, An Election Thief, A Drunk Driver, A Wmd Liar, And A Functional Illiterate. And He Poops His Pants.

Horace's Best Ode Would Not Please A Young Woman As Much As The Mediocre Verses Of The Young Man She Is In Love With.

I've Read Stories Of Slave Owners Who Were Very Generous. They Didn't Keep Them In Shackles, They Didn't Whip The Slaves, They Built Schools And Churches For Them, Free Housing, Free Food, Free Everything. It's Wrong. No Matter How Nice You Make It Look, It's Wrong.

If You Reduce The Guns And The Ammo, You'll Reduce The Murders.

If Someone Did This Fahrenheit 9/11 To Get Back At Bush, Then They Did So By Killing Thousands Of People Who Did Not Vote For Him! Boston, New York, D.c., And The Planes' Destination Of California - These Were Places That Voted Against Bush!