I'm A Nerd. I'm A Little Guy...

We Were So Poor My Daddy Unplugged The Clocks When We Went To Bed.

Stand-up Is The Only Career Like That Where Once You Get Really Big At It, People Kind Of Encourage You Not To Do It.

I Think It's Better To Have Ideas.

I Pride Myself On Being The Guy Who Can Do Def Comedy Jam And Charlie Rose. And Do Well On Both.

My Movies Are Okay, But They're Not My Specials.