I'm A Nerd And You Bet I

You Can Have Data Without Information, But You Cannot Have Information Without Data.

As A Fiscal Conservative, I Think That Our Government Should Pay For Itself.

I'm A Nerd And You Bet I Love What I Do. I Am So Damn Good At It.

Never Test For An Error Condition You Don't Know How To Handle.

You Want To Balance The Budget In This Country? We Change The Salary Structure For Congress And The President. Every Year They Don't Balance The Budget, We Don't Pay Them.