I'm A Mother. Mothers Multi-task.

A Lot Of People Say It's Cathartic To Cook, And I'm Like, 'how Is It Cathartic Washing All These Dishes?'

My Dad Has Been Married To His Wife For 15 Years And Wherever He Goes There Better Be A Seat For Her. I Like Real Couples That Tell You How To Get Through On Wednesdays When You're Just At The End Of Your Rope - The Ones Who Really Know How To Make It Through. We Have To Stop Looking At Hollywood Couples Because You're Going To Get Disappointed.

I Have Hair That I Audition With, My Sitcom Hair Which Is A Curly Wig. I Have My Long Chic Hair That I Wear To My Son's School So They Know I'm Not Playing Around. I Always Tell People That My Husband Gets A Different Woman Every Night When I Come Home From 'the View.' Hair Makes You Feel A Certain Way, Like Putting A Power Suit On.

For My First Wedding, I Cried All The Way Down The Aisle. My Fake Eyelash Came Off. My Nose Was Red. My Eyes Were Swollen. I'm Not One Of Those Pretty Criers.

I Am On The Power Toothbrush Train And I'm Asking People To Try To Using An Oral B Power Toothbrush. I Just Started Using One And I Cannot Believe That I Waited This Long To Use A Power Toothbrush. It's So Much Easier Than Using A Manual Toothbrush.