I'm A Monster, Not A Moron.

I Was Crazy About Heath. And His Blood. Erik Was An Amazing Guy Who I Really, Really Liked. Loren Was Completely Delicious. Jeesh, I Sucked." - Zoey Redbird (ch 20)

And When You Love Someone You Don’t Always See Them Realistically.

Oh For Craps Sake. You're Not Dying Again, Are You? It's Seriously Inconvenient When You Do That." -aphrodite

Here's A Newsflash From The Only High Preistess You Have Left At This Dang School: Zoey Isn't Dead. And Believe Me, I Know Dead. I've Been There, Done That, And Got The Frickin' T-shirt." - Stevie Rae

And, As Stevie Rae Would Have Said, Kalona Was As Wrong As Manboobs.