I'm A Lifetime St. Louis Cardinals Fan.

Dinner 'conversation' At The Cohens' Meant My Sister, Mom, And I Relaying In Brutal Detail The Day's Events In A State Of Amplified Hysteria, While My Father Listened To His Own Smooth Jazz Station In His Head.

I Wanted To Tell A Dream-come-true Story About Going From A Closeted Gay Kid Who Loved Pop Culture To An Out Adult Man Making Pop Culture. I Went From Being Told When I Was 21 That I Should Never Go On Tv Because Of My Crossed Eyes To Winding Up Being A 'housewives' Whisperer And Talk-show Host.

I Haven't Fully Moved Over To The Ipad. At Any Given Time, I Have About Four Dvds In My Pocket. I'm Constantly Screening 'top Chef,' 'housewives,' And All The Other Shows We Have In Development, Racing To Meet A Deadline. So I Pretty Much Bring My Laptop Everywhere.

Dreams Are Really Boring, But Every So Often I Threw In A Doozy.

I Love A Smart, Well-written Show, And '30 Rock,' Well, You Can't Get Any Better Than That. Tina Fey Poos Funny. There's Nothing That She Does That Isn't Funny. That Show Is An Example Of How Brilliant She Is. It's So Smart. They've Done Some Brilliant Commentary About The 'housewives' With 'queen Of Jordan,' Their Show-within-the-show.