I'm A Late-night Guy.

I'm Going To Hell, Ah... But You're Laughing, So You're Coming.

Teach Your Kids To Make Deplorable Choices And Hopefully They'll Rebel And Make The Right Ones.

I Say God Bless You... I Don't Say Bless You... I'm Not The Lord. I Can't Do That...

I Did Stand-up Comedy For Seventeen Years. I Need To Explore Other Things.

Sometimes Sex Is Just A Way To Escape Having To Talk To That Person.