I'm A Late-night Guy.

There's Always Someone In Every Group Of Friends That Nobody Likes.

Are There Glass Shards In My Anus?!

They Used To Beat Me Up After Sunday School, I Used To Get Beat Up... Yeah, That's A Nice Little Thank You From Jesus.

I Did Stand-up Comedy For Seventeen Years. I Need To Explore Other Things.

I Can't Watch A Woman Play With Herself - To Me, It Looks Like A Dj Working The Turntables... Dj Diddles.