I'm A Huge News Junkie. I Love

After Nearly 15 Minutes Of Soul Searching, I Have Heard The Call. Nation, I Will Seek The Office Of The President Of The United States. I Am Doing It!

Make No Mistake - They're Coming For Our Guns. And We Freedom-loving Gun Lovers Are Totally Defenseless! Other Than, You Know, The Guns.

When The President Decides Something On Monday, He Still Believes It On Wednesday - No Matter What Happened Tuesday.

Hey Yogurt, If You're So Cultured, How Come I Never See You At The Opera?

Let Freedom Ka-ching...corporations Do Everything People Do Except Breathe, Die And Go To Jail For Dumping 1.3 Million Pounds Of Pcbs In The Hudson River.