Anyone Can Read The News To You.

I Am No Fan Of Books.

I'm A Satirist, So I've Got Boxing Gloves On If The Person Is Worthy Of Satire. But I'm Not An Assassin.

I Have A Generally Liberal Audience, But They Will Applaud When I Nail A Liberal Lion.

Now I Don't Know Why He's Denying Them Habeas Corpus. I Can Only Assume The Guys They Got Detained Over There Did Something Really Unforgivable. Like Remind Obama He Was Once A Professor Of Constitutional Law.

Ignorance Is Bliss. Oedipus Ruined A Great Sex Life By Asking Too Many Questions.