I'm A Fake Intellectual.

I Always Enjoyed Movies And In Hindsight I Realise How Captivating They Were To Me.

It Helps If You Don't Date Other Actors, But Actresses Are Beautiful. How Can You Say No?

I Don't Know Anyone Who's Going To See Grind 22 Times In The Theater. My Mom. Some Kid Who Has Short-term Memory Loss And Forgot That He's Seen It.

Comic Books Aren't Nerdy. You'd Have To Be An Idiot To Think Computers Are Nerdy.

I've Had To Fight For Roles And I've Lost A Hundred Roles, But 'smoking' And 'smith' Were Phone Calls. That's The Dream.