I'm A Fake Intellectual.

My Best Jokes Are So Cheap. All I Do Is Say Things Sarcastically.

I Have Been In Teen Shows For Years, So Doing That Stuff - Kissing - Is Kind Of Commonplace And Not A Big Deal. It Was Way More Cool Just Because It Was Meg Ryan.

I Love Movie-making. I'm Interested In Writing And Directing, And I've Dabbled, But I Haven't Done Anything I Care To Brag About. Yet.

I Don't Know Anyone Who's Going To See Grind 22 Times In The Theater. My Mom. Some Kid Who Has Short-term Memory Loss And Forgot That He's Seen It.

I'm A Fake Intellectual.