I'm A Fake Intellectual.

I Always Knew I Was Going To Die In Space.

I Wish I Came From A More Pure Place. I Don't Have Something To Say From The Bottom Of My Soul. I Just Know How To Take Stuff I Like And Repackage It In A Slightly Different Way.

I Started A Band [big Japan] For Fun. These Sticks Break Easily, But They Feel Good.

If I Don't Direct A Movie At Some Point, I've Failed Personally.

Okay, Using The Dreaded Middle Name Is Not The Best Way To Forge A Bond.