I Try To Make All Of My

Comic Books Aren't Nerdy. You'd Have To Be An Idiot To Think Computers Are Nerdy.

My Best Jokes Are So Cheap. All I Do Is Say Things Sarcastically.

It Helps If You Don't Date Other Actors, But Actresses Are Beautiful. How Can You Say No?

I Always Knew I Was Going To Die In Space.

Okay, Using The Dreaded Middle Name Is Not The Best Way To Forge A Bond.