I'm A Complete Romantic - It's Why

I Have My Hands Full With My Kids And So Romance Is Not High On My List Of Priorities.

I Landed On Gay Pride And I Couldn't Believe My Eyes! Not Only Were Gay People Real - I Had Only Heard Rumours - But They Had Parades. There Were Men Covered In Glitter Bound Together With Furry Handcuffs. I Felt Like I Was In Outer Space, I Honestly Thought I Had Arrived At The Happiest Place On Earth.

I Named My Sons Brandon And Dylan After The Beverly Hills 90210 Characters. Both Of Them Were Born In My Bathroom. I Had Dylan In My Tub, And He Came Out Underwater.

I Don't Like Reality Television, But It Pays So Much Money.

Animals Have Always Left Me With A Curiosity About Human Nature. I Trust Animals More Than Most People.