I'm A Comedian, Not A Politician.

You Don't Realize How Much You Use Your Credit Card Not Even To Buy Things. It's A Card You Get So You Can Navigate Society.

I'm Not Sexist, I'm Just A Realist.

Wearing Crocs Is Like Getting Blown By A Dude. It Feels Great Until You Look Down And Realize You're Gay.

Well, Guys Are Better At Mechanical Stuff And Women Are Better At Emotional Stuff.

The Thing About A Good Podcast Is You Have To Have A Good Host. If You Don't Have A Compelling Host Then You Have Nothing.