I'm A Comedian, Not A Politician.

I Cook A Little Bit. I Make A Hungarian Dish Called Chicken Paprikash That's Out Of This World. I'll Give A Heads-up To All Of Your Readers That It Doesn't Have To Be Between Thai And Mexican Every Night. Toss Some Hungarian In Every Once In A While. You Will Not Be Sorry. Good, Solid Peasant Food.

No, I Had Not Read Any Other Comedian's Book. Not That I Don't Enjoy Other Comedians; I'm Just Not A Reader.

When Asian People Grow Up Fast They Go To College At 13. White People Grow Up Fast It's About Fudge Packing And Triple D's At 13.

If Joy Behar Or Sherri Shepherd Was A Dude, They'd Be Off Tv. They're Not Funny Enough For Dudes. What If Roseanne Barr Was A Dude? Think We'd Know Who She Was?

I Guess My Feeling Is That If You’re Going To Make A Joke, That’s Fine, But You Should Also Sort Of Stand Behind It, You Know? A Joke Should Be More Than A Joke, It Should Be A Point That You’re Trying To Make.