I'm A Comedian, Not A Politician.

Welfare Is Monetary Methadone.

I Think People Have A Strong Desire To Push Me And Others Into Some Sort Of Political Box That They Can Wrap Their Minds Around.

I Have No Connection With Hollywood. I'm Not Interested. I Don't Care.

Speaking Of Sleeping Bags, Has Anything Ever Had A Less Creative Name?

Asking Someone In Advance Not Judge You, Is Like Asking Someone In Advance Not To Smell You.