I'm A Comedian, Not A Politician.

It's Like The Fouth Of July In My Underpants.

I Didn't Have Any Success In Show Business Until I Was 30 To 31 Years Of Age.

Figure Out What To Do, Then Take A Nap.

To Make Something, You Have To Work Within Your Abilities. Honestly Assess What You Can Do And Even More Important, What Can't You Do.

Asking Someone In Advance Not Judge You, Is Like Asking Someone In Advance Not To Smell You.