I'm A Cheesy Over-the-top Megalomaniac With A

I'm Six Foot Four, An All-american Guy, And Handsome And Talented As Well!

I Look Good, But I Probably Have The Insides Of Elvis.

Getting In Shape For This Role, Which Is Incredibly Demanding, Vocally, Has Been A Lot Of Hard Work, But I'm Nailing It. I'm Even Kind Of, At Times, Blowing My Own Mind, Because I Am Even Able To Talk Right Now.

I've Got Taste, It's Inbred In Me.

My Web Site Is So Fresh. The Paint Is Still Wet, But Stay Tuned, Because I Have Lots Of Personal Things, Specifically About What Is Happening Day-to-day, That I Will Keep Updating Daily.