I'm A Cheesy Over-the-top Megalomaniac With A

There Are Many Dying Children Out There Whose Last Wish Is To Meet Me.

I Feel Like Elvis. Only Alive.

I Grew Up In Chicago, And There Was Always Snow. In Los Angeles There Never Was, So We Would Always Import Snow!

Getting In Shape For This Role, Which Is Incredibly Demanding, Vocally, Has Been A Lot Of Hard Work, But I'm Nailing It. I'm Even Kind Of, At Times, Blowing My Own Mind, Because I Am Even Able To Talk Right Now.

I've Got Taste, It's Inbred In Me.