I'm A Cheesy Over-the-top Megalomaniac With A

The Talent That I Was Blessed With Was Really For The Theater.

I Feel Like Elvis. Only Alive.

I Did, I'd Say, At Least About 80 Percent Of The Rest Of The Driving, And I Had The Time Of My Life.

My One Ambition Was To Go To Broadway, And I Never Gave Up On That Dream.

The First Time I Went To Wales I Thought I'd Landed In A Land Of Hobbits. Everybody Was Really Small And The Houses Were Small And The Writing Was Backwards.