I Think People Know That I've Got

I Embrace Everything.

If You Stand Still Long Enough, You'll Get Stuck.

And Sometimes The Hardest Thing You Can Do Is Walk Away. But You Got To. And, When You Do, It Changes Your Life.

I Have A Guinness Book Of World Records Entry As The Most-watched Person On Television; Now I Have A New Entry As The Only Man Who Has A Crab Named After Him.

The Problem With Me Is That Nothing Embarrasses Me. Everything I've Done Ends Up Working In My Favor. Even When I Make Mistakes And People Exploit My Mistakes On Television Or On The Internet, And They Use It To Make Fun Of Me, It's Just Kind Of Working In My Favor At The End. It's Really Strange.