I'm A Better Person Now, And Not

I Got Eight O-levels At School...zero In Every Subject.

If You're Fortunate To Have Talent And Getting Paid For Something You Love Doing. All You've Got To Do Is Perform For 90 Minutes.

I've Got A Bit Of Money In The Bank. I'm Quite Comfortable.

I'll Tell You What My Real Dream Is. I Mean My Absolute Number One Dream That Will Mean I Die A Happy Man If It Happens. I Want To See A Ufo. They're Real. I Don't Care If You Look At Me Like That. Ufo's Are A Definite Fact And I've Got To See One Soon.

I Am Going To Continue And Bring This Club Forward. I Am Paul Gascoigne The Footballer.