I'm A Believer In What Your Record

It's The Ratings, Stupid, Don't You Know? They've Got Us Putting More Fuzz And Wuzz On The Air, Cop-show Stuff.

We May See Michael Jackson's Baby Before We Know The Final Outcome Of This Race For The House Of Representatives Tonight.

Foreign News Is Considered An Expletive. Thoughtfully Written Analysis Is Out, 'live Pops' Are In. 'action Jackson' Is The Cry. Hire Lookers, Not Writers. Do Powder Puff, Not Probing Interviews. Stay Away From Controversial Subjects. Kiss Ass, Move With The Mass, And For Heaven And Rating's Sake, Don't Make Anybody Mad- - Certainly Not Anybody You're Covering, And Especially Not The Mayor, The Governor, The Senator, The President Or The Vice-president Or Anybody In A Position Of Power. Make Nice, Not News.

For Years Don Imus Was Just - Boy, He Was Merciless In His Criticism Of Me. Maybe It Was Justified, But That Didn't Mean It Didn't Hurt.

Be Careful. Journalism Is More Addictive Than Crack Cocaine. Your Life Can Get Out Of Balance.