I'm A Badass. I Really Am. When

I Wasn't Popular In School, I Was Mexican, I Was All These Inappropriate Things. I Started Playing The Ukulele And Taking It To School, And I Realized People Liked Listening To It. I Would Play It To Comfort Myself At Home, And I'd Play Rhythm And Blues Songs That Had Four Chords. That's How It Started.

Somebody Else Does The Rigor And Then I Listen. I Have An Assistant, And My Manager, And Other People Who Hunt And Find And Send It To Me, And Then I Just Figure Out Which Ones I Can Do Justice To.

We Both Know What Memories Can Bring / They Bring Diamonds And Rust.

Mostly What I Listen To When I Turn On My Little Ipod Is Opera.

The Easiest Kind Of Relationship For Me Is With Ten Thousand People. The Hardest Is With One.