I'll Walk Up To A Woman, I'll

If I Wouldn't Have Done Comedy, I Would Have Been A Teacher. I Was Really Good When I Took An Exploratory Teaching Class In High School, At Getting Kids' Attention, And Delivering Lesson Plans. Though My Principal Even Told Me That This Was What I Was Meant To Do. And That Being A Big-mouth Comedian Was A Waste Of Time.

With All The Classes They Offer At School, How Come They Don't Have One For Common Sense?

I Want To Get So Famous That I Don't Have To Wake Up In The Morning. It'll Probably Never Happen.

I See A Lot Of Nice Hotels, But I Never Really Get To Enjoy The Cities, Because I Have To Be On A Plane The Next Day.

I Started Talking About Things That Everybody Could Relate To. And That's Not To Say I Deserted My Roots, I Just Found A Way To Talk About Things In A Broad Way.