I'll Teach You To Laugh At Something

Evil Deeds Do Not Prosper; The Slow Man Catches Up With The Swift.

It Is A Wise Child That Knows His Own Father. [lat., Nondum Enim Quisquam Suum Parentem Ipse Cognosvit.]

I'll Teach You To Laugh At Something That's Funny!

The Ugliest Man Was He Who Came To Troy; With Squinting Eyes And One Distorted Foot.

God Help Me, I'm Just Not That Bright.