I'll Probably Never Be The Best Actor

My Mom Is Still Yelling At Me Because She Needs More Autographed Pictures.

I Woke Up Many Mornings Not Knowing What I'd Done The Night Before. I'm Amazed I'm Not Dead.

I Think At All Social Networks, Be It Facebook Or Twitter Or Whatever It Is, There's An Ecosystem That Exist There. But There's Also An Ego System That Exists There.

I Don't Buy These Rag Magazines That Feed Off Of Stolen, You Know, Press. They're Basically Stealing Someone's Image In Order To Make Money For Themselves... They Wait At The End Of My Street In Their Cars. Every Time I Exit My Home, I Have Company.

I Gave Up Smoking, I Never Gave Up The Drinking. But It's Hard To Smoke And Swim At The Same Time. You'd Get To The Edge Of The Pool And All You'd Be Wanting Is A Cigarette When All You Actually Really Want Is Oxygen. So I Traded The Smoke For The Oxygen.