As Marriage Goes, I Think Most People

Your Best T-shirt Should Be Like Your Bed, It Just Feels Like You Are Home When You Are In It.

I Wanted To Be A Genetic Engineer. That Was My Goal In College. I Wanted To Figure Out What The Codon Sequence Was That Causes Replication In A Cardio Myopathic Virus. That Was My Goal.

I Really Think That Technology Has The Greatest Potential To Accelerate Happiness Of Most Things In The World

I Believe That Opportunity Looks A Lot Like Hard Work.

I Think The Reward For Doing Comedy Is Doing The Comedy Itself. You Get To Go To Work Everyday And Laugh And Make Other People Laugh And To Me There's No Greater Reward Than That.