I'll Never Admit That I'm An Actor,

When You're Writing Something, And You're Putting Yourself Out There, Or You're Performing And Someone Comes In And Savages That, Then Of Course It Feels Personal. It Doesn't Feel Like It's Just Business, Because There's No Business - It's Not Like We're Conducting Business, This Anonymous Critic And I. It's Just That This Person Is Tearing Me A New Asshole.

I Think People Hate Me Pretty Much Across The Board, Which Is Nice.

I Imagine There's A Level Of Narcissism That Goes Into Thinking You're Enough.

I Think In Doing Stand-up There Are No Rules And There's No Architecture.

There Is Something About The Human Condition. I Don't Think Dogs Are Like "if Only I Was A Poodle Instead Of A Golden Retriever, I'd Be Totally Happy." Dogs Are Happy With Who They Are.