I'll Have What She's Having

I Look Out The Window And I See The Lights And The Skyline And The People On The Street Rushing Around Looking For Action, Love, And The World's Greatest Chocolate Chip Cookie, And My Heart Does A Little Dance.

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The Wonderbra Is Not A Step Forward For Women. Nothing That Hurts That Much Is A Step Forward For Women.

There Are Plenty Of Men Who Philander During The Summer, To Be Sure, But They Are Usually The Same Lot Who Philander During The Winter - Albeit With Less Convenience.

The Hardest Thing About Writing Is Writing.