I'll Have A Lot Of Wrinkles On

My Eyes Are Too Big, My Nose Is Too Flat, My Ears Stick Out, My Mouth Is Too Big And My Face Is Too Small... My Body Is Thin As A Clarinet And My Ankles Are So Skinny That I Wear Two Pairs Of Bobby Socks Because I Don't Want People To See How Thin They Are.

Ditzy Dumb Blonde? I Can Be Ditzy. I Can Be.

I'm Not Afraid Of My Femininity And I'm Not Afraid Of My Sexuality.

I'm A Woman Who Was Raised To Believe That You Are Not Complete Unless You Have A Man. Well, In Some Ways It's True. I Am A Feminist To A Point. But I'm Not Going To Deny The Fact That I Love To Be With Men.

Paparazzi Will Try To Get The Most Controversial Picture Of You In A Compromising Position Because That's How They're Going To Sell It.