Marriage Is Ridiculous.

The Only Thing That Will Make You Happy Is Being Happy With Who You Are, And Not Who People Think You Are.

I've Come To Believe That Seeking Happiness Is Not A Frivolous Pursuit. It's Honorable And Necessary. And Most People Forget Even To Thing About It.

Comedy Is Like Catching Lightning In A Bottle.

I'll Have A Lot Of Wrinkles On My Face, But I Feel Like My Heart Will Be Fat And Full.

Men, They Come And Go. They Always Will. Hopefully, They Stay. But, It’s The Girl That’s Sitting Next To You, Or The Girl That’s Sitting Across From You, That’s Going To Get You Through Everything.