I'll Eat A Nugget Of My Own

In Leaving Negativity Behind, You Find Something Beautiful.

I Used To Drink A Lot Of Beer, But I Was Just Getting Fat As Can Be. Now That We've Had A Little Success, I Can Afford To Drink Wine.

Humor Has Become So Cliche And Boring That Nothing's Funny Anymore Unless It Involves Something Totally Disgusting That Offends Somebody Or Makes Them Feel Really Uncomfortable.

I've Masturbated Like 5 Times In The Last 24 Hours... It Hurts... It's Going To Fall Off.

Angels And Airwaves Shows Are Like An Ascension To Heaven.