I'll Continue To Make The Typical Adam

Well I Have A Microphone And You Don't So You Will Listen To Every Damn Word I Have To Say!

I've Always Liked Older Ladies. I'm Comfortable With It. They Seem To Be Nice. They've Seen It All.

In High School I Wanted To Be A Rock Star And Was In A Lot Of Bands.

I Was A Big Fan Of Kurt Russell Growing Up And I Always Wanted To Be The Modern Day Kurt Russell.

He Has A 5 Year Plan... What Is It, Don't Die?