If You're Stupid Enough To Whiff, You

I Always Said That If I Have The Perfect Club Then I Should Play The Perfect Game.

A Lot Of People Are Afraid Of Winning. I Was Afraid I Might Not Win.

The Only Really Unplayable Lie I Can Think Of Is When You're Supposed To Be Playing Golf And Come Home With Lipstick On Your Collar.

I Think I've Heard Somebody Say That I Was A Well-dressed Golfer. I Guess That Has Something To Do With The Fact That A Lot Of People Who Play Golf Don't Dress Very Well.

I Didn't Get Playing Professional Golf Until I Was 25 Years Old. And I Always Said That If I Could Make It Work, I Would Play As Long As I Could Walk.