If You're Stupid Enough To Whiff, You

I Worked For Dad On The Grounds And I Was In High School And I Said I Wanted To Go To College, And He Said, Well, You Figure It Out. He Said I Will Pay For Your College But You're Going To Go To St. Vincent. St. Vincent College Right Here. That's About As Much As I Can Afford, You Work Here, Right Here At Home. I Said, What If I Can Get Somewhere Else? And He Said If I Can Get There, That's Your Call.

I Am Against Making Golf Courses Obsolete, Going To The National Open And Playing Half The Holes With A One-iron.

When I Was Playing In A Junior Tournament One Time, I Missed A Short Putt And Threw My Putter Into The Trees. I Went On To Win The Tournament And Later, Instead Of My Dad Congratulating Me, He Told Me That If I Ever Threw A Club Again, I'd Never Play In Another Golf Tournament. I Haven't Thrown A Club Since.

Golf Never Ceases To Be A Challenge, Even When It Really Is Just You And The Ball Out There And Nobody Else.

Always Make A Total Effort, Even When The Odds Are Against You.