If You're Not Sure What To Do

When I've Got Nothing Better To Do, I Look Down The League Table To See How Everton Are Getting Along.

I Was The Best Manager In Britain Because I Was Never Devious Or Cheated Anyone. I’d Break My Wife’s Legs If I Played Against Her, But I’d Never Cheat Her.

If Everton Were Playing Down The Bottom Of My Garden, I'd Draw The Curtains.

Its Great Grass At Anfield, Professional Grass.

The Trouble With Referees Is That They Know The Rules, But They Do Not Know The Game.