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There Is Not A Single Person Alive Who Could Keep A Straight Face And Say "oh Yeah It's Healthy, The Reason I Use Drugs And Alcohol And Booze Is Because It's Healthy!"

If You're A Man In Your Twenties Or Thirties, And You Have Yet To Make Your Fortune, I Would Urge You Not To Get Married.

That's Why I'm A Big Supporter Of The Death Penalty. I Want To Be The Hangman. I Would Put Many More People To Death Like The Kids Who Want To Kill Other People, I'd Put 'em To Death. Postal Workers Who Get Arrested, They Have Mental Problems. You Know What? When You're Dead You Don't Have A Mental Problem. If You Take A Life, I Will Take Yours. Put Me In Charge, I Will Fix It.

If You Want To Welcome Me With Open Arms, I'm Afraid You're Also Going To Have To Welcome Me With Open Legs.

I'm Fascinated With Myself And Love Hearing The Sound Of My Own Voice. I'd Like To Hear What I Have To Say. A Lot Of People Don't Like Being Alone Because They Truly Don't Like Themselves, But I Love Me.