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The Only Jobs Kids Have Are To Do Well In School, To Be Charming And Polite, And Be Thankful. That's It. I'll House You, Protect You, I'll Even Give My Life For You, And In Return, You Will Behave.

When You're Dead You Don't Have A Mental Problem.

Kiss Is The Number-one American Band In Gold-record Sales. In The World, Only The Beatles And The Stones Are Ahead Of Us. Every Other Band Should Be Wiping My Ass. The Line Forms Over There To The Left.

There Are No Limitations To Any Of Our Dreams.

I've Never Been High Or Drunk In My Life.