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I Think I Veered Towards Filmmaking Because There's More Of A Sense Of Control In It. You're Not Waiting To Be Picked. That Said, In Film School I Acted In Probably 6,000 Student Films Because No Other Filmmakers Knew Anyone Who Wanted To Act. It Was All A Big Beautiful Snake Eating Its Tail, Progressing Along The Way.

At My Sexiest, I Look Like An Androgenous Muppet.

I Was Horrified Of The Dark. I Realized That The Only Way I Could Get Over That Fear Was By Scaring Other People, So I Became Obsessed With Ghost Stories, Drawing Monsters, Watching Monster Movies, Sneaking Into Horror Movies, And It's Just Been The Love Of My Life Forever.

I Once Gave A Girl A Bloody Fake Ear In A Tiffany Jewelry Box With A Letter That Said, “will You Gogh To Prom With Me?

I've Seen So Many Beautiful Curvy Women Gain Success In Hollywood And Then Wither Into Bobble Headed Stick Figures In Some Grotesque Attempt To Fit A Revolting Hollywood Trend. I Like Real Women, Not The Broomsticks That Hollywood Has Been Selling Lately.