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I Found Out That Smoking Is The Leading Cause Of Statistics.

Take Criticism, Smash It Into Dust. Add Color And Use It To Paint Breathtaking Images Of Unicorns Frolicking Through Endless Fields Of Greatness.

I Think I Veered Towards Filmmaking Because There's More Of A Sense Of Control In It. You're Not Waiting To Be Picked. That Said, In Film School I Acted In Probably 6,000 Student Films Because No Other Filmmakers Knew Anyone Who Wanted To Act. It Was All A Big Beautiful Snake Eating Its Tail, Progressing Along The Way.

I Would Love To Be On 'curb Your Enthusiasm.' I'd Love To Be On That. A Lot Of My Favorite Shows Get Canceled Really Early On. I Liked 'twin Peaks.' If I Had A Time Machine I'd Be In That.

I've Always Been A Fan Of Andy Kaufman.