If You're Looking For Perfection, Look In

I Was Loaded With Sheer Ability, Spelled I-n-h-e-r-i-t-a-n-c-e.

Several Weeks Of Summer Vacation In The Thirties I Spent Working At $15 A Week In The Forbes Office.... I Worked In The Mail Cage, Where Envelopes Were Slit And Subscription Payments Extracted. Dad Used To Come Pounding Down The Office Aisle And Pause Long Enough To Ask, How Much Today? Inevitably The Answer Was Inadequate-except Once. That Day The Controller Said Excitedly, Mr. Forbes, The Ledger Shows A Slight Profit This Month! ... My Father Turned To Him And Said, Young Man, I Don't Give A Damn What Your Books Show. Do We Have Any Money In The Bank?

It Ticks Me No End When People Get Ticked Off At Those Of Us Who Comment Audibly And In Print On Events And Problems. That's What We're Paid For. Why Clutter Up Your Mind With A Bunch Of Facts That Might Inhibit The Solve-ability Of Us Who Must Express An Opinion? After All, All The World Cries Out For A Solution To Its Problems, And We Supply Them Right And Left. Come To Think Of It, It's We Who Should Be Giving Our Deplorers And Detractors The Blast; Because 99% Of The Time They Don't Do As We Say.

To Measure The Man, Measure His Heart.

Diamonds Are Nothing More Than Chunks Of Coal That Stuck To Their Jobs.