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Anything You Have To Acquire A Taste For Was Not Meant To Be Eaten.

When I'm Doing Stand-up, It's Just Me Depending On Me. I Know How To Go Out There And Make People Laugh. I've Been Doing It Since I Was A Teenager. I Trust My Instincts. I Just Go Out And Talk. A Lot Of The Time I Let The Material Come From The Top Of My Head.

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All Men Are Sculptors, Constantly Chipping Away The Unwanted Parts Of Their Lives, Trying To Create Their Idea Of Their Masterpiece.