If You're Gonna Be Stupid You Gotta

Nobody Wants To Read About The Honest Lawyer Down The Street Who Does Real Estate Loans And Wills. If You Want To Sell Books, You Have To Write About The Interesting Lawyers - The Guys Who Steal All The Money And Take Off. That's The Fun Stuff.

Keeping A Guy In Prison Costs 50,000 Bucks A Year. Executing One Costs A Couple Million.

When Witnesses Concoct Lies, They Often Miss The Obvious.

You Need Some Coffee, Don't You?" "yes, I've Only Had A Gallon.

I Give Off Rather Mixed Messages About The Law. On The One Hand, I Can Honestly Say I Don't Miss Working In A Law Office. On The Other Hand I Do Enjoy Watching The Law And While The Profession May Have Its Problems, I Have Sold Zillions Of Books Out Of Magnifying Them.