If You're Gonna Be Stupid You Gotta

The Company Later Went Broke, And Of Course All Blame Was Directed At The Lawyers. Not Once Did I Hear Any Talk That Maybe A Trace Of Mismanagement Could In Any Way Have Contributed To The Bankruptcy.

In One Long Glorious Acknowledgment Of Failure, He Laid Himself Bare Before God.

It's A Game. We Tax Lawyers Teach The Rich How To Play It So They Can Stay Rich-and The Irs Keeps Changing The Rules So We Can Keep Getting Rich Teaching Them.

So Many Book Sections In Newspapers And Magazines Used To Be Lively And Vibrant Places. Now They Are Gone. You Just Don't See Many Reviews Anymore. I Can't Control That, So I Don't Worry About It. I Just Try To Do What I Do And Write Books That People Find Every Entertaining. I Don't Worry About The Critics.

Ten Years From Now I Plan To Be Sitting Here, Looking Out Over My Land. I Hope I'll Be Writing Books, But If Not, I'll Be On My Pond Fishing With My Kids. I Feel Like The Luckiest Guy I Know.