If You're Gonna Be Stupid You Gotta

Please Give Me Fifty More Years Of Work And Fun, Then An Instant Death When I'm Sleeping.

I Don't Usually Eat Breakfast. I Prefer To Be Asleep During The Hours That It Is Served.

We Learned After The First Semester In Law School That It's Best Never To Discuss Exams. If Notes Are Compared Afterwards, You Become Painfully Aware Of Things You Missed.

I Didn't Dare Think Of The Future; The Past Was Still Happening.

I've Sold Too Many Books To Get Good Reviews Anymore. There's A Lot Of Jealousy, Because [reviewers] Think They Can Write A Good Novel Or A Best-seller And Get Frustrated When They Can't. I've Learned To Despise Them.