He's My Client, And He's Counting On

It's A Game. We Tax Lawyers Teach The Rich How To Play It So They Can Stay Rich-and The Irs Keeps Changing The Rules So We Can Keep Getting Rich Teaching Them.

One Thing That Drives Me Nuts... Well, Let Me Ask You, When Writers Write Do They Not Use Quotation Marks Anymore?

The Good Thing About Writing Fiction Is That You Can Get Back At People.

Four Rehabs Meant A Fifth Was Somewhere Down The Road.

Please Give Me Fifty More Years Of Work And Fun, Then An Instant Death When I'm Sleeping.