If You're Billed As A Comedian, People

I'm The Biggest Nerd - I Love Comic Books And Stuff Like That! I Don't Have Any Friends Who Are Actresses. I Only Had One Girlfriend When I Was Growing Up. Most Of My Friends Were Boys. I Was Such A Tomboy. I Enjoyed Doing Guy Things.

I Like The Bad-boy Types. Generally The Guy I'm Attracted To Is The Guy In The Club With All The Tattoos And Nail Polish. He's Usually The Lead Singer In A Punk Band And Plays Guitar. But My Serious Boyfriends Are Relatively Clean-cut, Nice Guys. So It's Strange.

My Body Parts Are All I Have Left Now That Are Only Mine - The World Owns Everything Else.

So Much Of What I Say Gets Sensationalized And Journalists Have To Report On Scandal Because That's What People Are Hungry To Read About.

It's An Immense Amount Of Pressure, Celebrity Itself.