If You're A Queen, You're Powerless, So

I Was A Mixture Of Being Incredibly Old For My Age And Incredibly Backwards. I Was Born Quite Old, But Then I Stopped Growing. I Lived With My Mum And Dad Till I Was 30.

I Was Weird Right From The Start. It's Just That You Can't Ever Expect People To Get You. And I Do Think That Really Did Mess With My Head, Being Well-known Young, When You Really Don't Know Who You Are.

Everyone Seems To Think I'm Very Ladylike. That I'm Very Cultured And Intelligent. I Drink Alot Of Diet Coke And Belch. I've Been Known To Use The F-word. I've Told A Few Dirty Jokes. I Arm-wrestle.

I Think Everything In Life Is Art. What You Do. How You Dress. The Way You Love Someone, And How You Talk. Your Smile And Your Personality. What You Believe In, And All Your Dreams. The Way You Drink Your Tea. How You Decorate Your Home. Or Party. Your Grocery List. The Food You Make. How Your Writing Looks. And The Way You Feel. Life Is Art.

The Parenting Bit Is Much Harder Than The Acting Bit. You Just Never Know What To Do.