If Your Parents Never Had Children, Chances

I Had To Fight The Intellectual Label When I Started In Television, Because, First Of All, It's Not Going To Help You Commercially, And Also, It Wasn't Particularly True Of Me. I Mean, If Anybody Thought I Was An Intellectual, They Probably Had Never Really Seen One.

If I Were Running A Campaign, I'd Urge Taking The Mountain Of Money Reportedly Squandered On Pizza, Coffee And Bagels And Spending It More Wisely - On A Talented Young Comedy Writer.

My Iq Is Somewhere Between Spiro Agnew's And Albert Einstein's.

History Is Not Reassuring On The Subject Of The Longevity Of Seemingly Lasting Great Nations, Is It?

I'm The Only Talk Show Host, I Think, If There's Such A Category In, What's Called, The Book Of Records, To Have A Guest Die While We Were Taping The Show, Yeah.