Great Humorists Are Great Insulters.

The Greatest Benefit Of Depression Is The Fact That When I Have Talked About It, Every So Often Someone Comes Up And Says, You Saved My Dad's Life.

If You Have A Relative Who's Lost Interest In Everything And Doesn't Get Out Of Bed, Who Doesn't Care For Things They Used To, Can't Imagine Anything That Would Give Them Any Pleasure, Don't Fool Around With It; Get Therapy, Get Help, Get Medication If That's Right For You, Or Talk Therapy, Or Something.

Home Schooling As An Idea Is On A Par With Home Dentistry.

You Would Have To Be Naive To Think You Can Appear On Television And Not Have The Material Edited In Some Way.

Anyone Working In The Media Can Tell You That There Seems To Be An Always-ready-to-explode Segment Of The Populace For Whom Offense Is A Fate Worse Than Anything Imaginable. You'd Think Offense Is One Of The Most Calamitous Things That Could Happen To A Human Being; Right Up There With The Loss Of A Limb, Or Just Missing A Parking Space.