Great Humorists Are Great Insulters.

I Think I'd Be Pretty Easy To Write For.

Once I Left Out What I Then Considered My Best Line Because There Was A Suspected Column Rat In The House.

I Don't See The Future As Bright, Language-wise. I See It As A Glass Half Empty - And Evaporating Quickly.

The Trick To Writing For People Is, You Have To Be Able To Turn Them On In Your Head. And Know How They'd Word Something Or How They'd Inflect It.

I Don't Think Anyone Ever Gets Over The Surprise Of How Differently One Audience's Reaction Is From Another.