If You Will Refrain From Telling Any

As For Food, Half Of My Friends Have Dug Their Graves With Their Teeth.

There Have Been Many Presidents Of The United States And The Roll Will Be Indefinitely Extended. We Have Had A Number Of Brilliant Soldiers, But Only One Great General.

Blot Out From The Page Of History The Names Of All The Great Actors Of His Time In The Drama Of Nations, And Preserve The Name Of Washington, And The Century Would Be Renowned.

If You Will Refrain From Telling Any Lies About The Republican Party, I'lll Promise Not To Tell The Truth About The Democrats.

The Spirit Of Columbus Hovers Over Us To-day.